S’cuse My Poor Grammer.

It has recently been brought to my attention that I am completely unfit for a career in journalism.

Albeit, it was by a completely unreliable source, but it was a source nonetheless.

I DEEPLY apologize for my MULTITUDE of grammatical errors and mistakes in my posts. I write my blog the way I talk, and I am not writing a paper or a news article here. I don’t re-read my posts to check for proper placement of periods and parentheses. (Although I did get an A in high school AP English.) For that, I am deeply sorry. The proper placement, obviously not the A. My Lit and Lang test scores got me out of 2 college classes.

Nor do I use put question marks after every question I put in, because that is not how I talk. What?! It’s not!? No. I am not an over-expressive Barbie doll who raises her voice 3 octaves at the end of every question. Whoops, my bad. Maybe I’ll try harder next time.

If you are offended, like some people apparently are, I will certainly not be hurt if you don’t read it again. You can hate me forever, if it makes you feel better, I won’t mind.

Anyway, I am so sorry that I put everyone through that terrible ordeal of reading through my incompetence. Because, of course, I was holding a gun to your head and forcing you to read it.

In conclusion, to quote Jesus, “You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.”